Our love cannot be measured in nipples and dimes
Posted on: Sunday March 11th, 2007 -
Music: PIERROT | | Labyrinth～鏡には映らない君が～
I mean nickels and boobs—money. D: D: And no, I obviously can’t go five seconds without saying something perverted anymore.
Anyway, I just posted something a few days ago so why the hell am I posting again? SIMPLE ANSWER. *INSERT SPARKLING AND RAINBOWS HERE* NEWS CALENDAR 2007.04-2008.03 SHOWED UP. MMMM YEAH. So that’s what this entry is about. :D!! Normally I wouldn’t really, go on for hours at a time about a calendar but it’s NEWS for crying out loud. I’ve been going on about this for the past month. And when I went to pick it up the man at the post office was going “I was trying to call you since I would have hated for this to sit here until monday” I WOULD HAVE TOLD THE MAN I LOVED HIM BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT IT TO SIT THERE UNTIL MONDAY EITHER BUT I REMEMBERED MY MANNERS AND DIDN’T. D: So I just said “I was expecting it so I was sure to check today~”
PACKAGING! SGOIHSEGIOESHIO Normally I don’t really fangirl over packaging but LOOK. IT’S A NICE BOX AND IT HAS NEWS ON IT! :D Since you can’t really see from the picture HERE ARE DESCRIPTIONS OR MURDERED SMILIE RENDITIONS OF THEIR FACES! :D
Shige: :)
Massu: v^-^v
Ryo: :DD
Yamapi: b^o^
Koyama: ^^
Tego: Cannot explain as my brain exploded from cute.
And because that’s not going to convince anyone to read this…
I HAVE BOYS IN SWIM SHORTS SLEEPING ON EACH OTHER :D :D :D So yes
NEWS CALENDAR 2007.04-2008.03
So normally I would have somewhere to start on this fangirling post. But since I’m not over the initial shock of “OMFG I HAVE NEWS’ CALENDAR IN MY HANDS *MELTS*” I just—yeah. This’ll just be random and out of order fangirling. :D
TEGO SUGGESTIVE LOOK! I brought this up when Ana and I were being perverts fangirling on a forum and she said “OMG IT’S THE “SO YOU WANNA TRY IT LIKE WE DID THAT ONE TIME YOU WERE DRUNK?” LOOK.” and things to that extent. Needless to say the conversation ended on an “OMG BARE MY CHILDREN PRZ” note but that’s beyond the point. ANYWAY YES. I just love that picture. ;D
LOLKOYAMAILUSM. I love how he looks confused at first, like he’s never seen bubbles before in his life. And then he decides to play with the bubbles. KOYAMA IS SO CUTE AT TIMES. <3 XD
DAMSELINDISTRESS!SHIGE! I love how Koyama looks all confused in the second picture. He looks like he’s thinking “OMGZ WHAT’S GOING ON OVER THERE?!” D:
I could go on for days about how cute Tego is. But I’ll spare you all that and just go TEGO IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG I WANT TO JUST HUGGLE HIM FOREVER AND EVER! …and about the almost group pic(where the hell did Shige go? D: D: D:), why the hell is Yamapi wearing a v-neck shirt? MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ONE THAT LOOKS GIRLISH? DD:
I have no idea, I just like laughing at Koyama because he looks like he’s going to fall face first into sand and I always laugh at anyone that does that. Oh and it’s also a reason to make up for the lack of Shige in the last picture. :DV
What uh—what’s Koyama doing there? D: *just doesn’t question it further even though she is curious* NORMALLY I’D BE GIGGLING OVER THE FACT THAT “TEE-HEE THEY’RE BURYING SHIGE IN THE SAND!” BUT MY MIND GOES TO MUSH BECAUSE TEGO AND THE REST OF THEM FOR THAT MATTER DOESN’T HAVE A SHIRT ON. D:
NEWS. MILKSHAKES. AND MOO MOO COWS ON THE WALLS. I’m really starting to wonder if Shige was going to eat his milkshake, not drink it. And more importantly WHY IS MASSU LOOKING TO THE SIDE? D: It almost makes me think he’s thinking “MINE. AND IF YOU GET NEAR IT I WILL KILL YOU.”
*quotes what Yunie said* SOLAR PANTS! AND APPLE RAPE! :DD I could go on to give a list of things that I would give to be that apple in Tego’s hand but that would make me sound really, really obsessed. Almost “I want to know what part of her bedroom wall isn’t plastered with pictures of him” obsessed. WHICH IS QUITE FUNNY AS THERE ARE NO TEGO PICTURES ON MY WALL. BUT I’D LOVE TO CHANGE THAT IN THE NEAR FUTURE. :DV
This was the picture on the back of the May/June 2007 page. IT MAY NOT HAVE HAD MY BIRTHDAY ON IT BUT I APPROVE OF THIS PICTURE BEING A MAY/JUNE ONE. BECAUSE IT’S TEGO AND KISSY-FACE TEGO AT THAT. GOISEHGIOESHGOIES *FLAILS* Also this picture was on the page that had Laff’s birthday on it, so I approve of that too. Because it has my luvie’s birthday on it~ ♥ (YES LAFF. YOU’RE MY LUVIE! *showers her in love* ;D)
This was the picture on the page that had my birthday on it. AND I APPROVE OF IT. IT’S MASSU! :DDD And his ring is made out of a 1 dollar bill—WTF HOW DID THEY EVEN DO THAT? GOESHOIES D: *nags someone to teach her how to do that*
This just kills me with cute. DOES KOYAMA EVER GET TO EAT BREAKFAST WITHOUT TEGO RIGHT THERE FORCING HIM TO SHARE OR WHAT? BECAUSE I SRSLY WANT TO KNOW NOW. D: SIGHESGIOES SO CUTE! *flails over the cute*
SHIGE GOT HOT ALL OF A SUDDEN! OMG THIS IS LIKE MY FAVOURITE PICTURE FROM THIS CALENDAR. THE COLORS AND SHIGE AND– *PAWS*
Anyhoo, I have 3 cds showing up this week(ahahah I moved items from one order to another) and then Hoshi showing up around the 23rd and then that’s all I get this month. YAY! :D I would gush over KinKi Kids’ calendar but 1. I haven’t scanned it yet and 2. it wasn’t as random as NEWS’ was. NEWS’ calendar was all “OMG CUTE AND FUNNIES AND PRETTIES AND NAKED AND PUPPIES!” and KinKi Kids’ was all “Aww, that’s cute and that’s so PRETTY!” I love both calendars though. *snuggles them* But, since I’m paranoid they tend to stay in their boxes all the time because I’d hate to lose anything–especially after spending so much on them.
Anyhoo, that’s it until thursday or so. Unless something really “OMG” happens between that time. I’ll probably be writing or something because I haven’t yet learned that I cannot mention anything Tegomassu related around Ana. So yeah, I blab out an idea for something and I’m basically shoved into making sure said idea becomes something. So yeaaahhhh. It’s not like I mind though. Because it’s Ana and I love my Anakins.
2 Comments
Comment by Hiroko — March 11, 2007 @ 8:40 pm
Comment by Laff — March 14, 2007 @ 7:14 pm
-shines on this post-
+____+
…I…just…
incoherent.
blah
love
you and NEWS
and…
PI BOOBS. YESPLZ.
AND EVERYTHING ELSE.
n_n (someone explain this fixation I have on Yamapi’s chest…)
XD IT WAS FATE.
THAT TEGOMASSU AND US WERE MEANT TO BE!!
the pictures on each other’s birthmonths? YES
FOR THE WIN.
I’m done now.
YAMAPI IS WEARING THAT V-NECK SHIRT TO SHOW OFF CLEAVAGE.
Problem solved. :D
And and… Tego ♥♥
And and and. I love that calendar. So much. SO SO MUCH.
I’m taking it with me to Japan… in hopes that when I go to Tokyo, I’ll run into NEWS and get the calendar signed. (Highly unlikely, but wtf/e.)
A GIRL’S GOTTA HAVE DREAMS.